IF I have Valentines Day off...
I’m taking her to see Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace, dinner, and… I dunno what.
That’s the first idea. <3
Asian vs. Dave
- Lady: WHERE IS JAY DEE GRUU!?
- Me: Who?
- Lady: JAY DEE GRUU!
- Me: J.D. Gru? I'm sorry, I don't know who that is.
- Lady: *points to gorilla glue package in bag* GRU! WHERE IS GRU!?
- Me: OOOOOOOOOOOOH! GLUE! Where is the glue! AHH! It's that way.