Time flies when you're killing mecromorphs in the...
Dead Space on my phone. Fuck yeah.
Best thing about my job:
Always finding out how much you have at 11 P.M. :)
Shane Morris: (says anything)
Fandom: OMFG YOU ARE THE WORST HUMAN BEING EVER.
kottke.org: A short history of surgery →
jkottke: Writing for The New England Journal of Medicine, Atul Gawande reviews the history of surgery. The utility and efficacy of surgical procedures increased sharply with the use of anesthesia and antiseptic practices. Before anesthesia, the sounds of patients thrashing and screaming filled…
When she sleeps well, I sleep like a fucking moose...
That means I sleep amazingly.
Women: saying “I don’t want to lift, because I don’t want to look like a bodybuilder” is like saying “I’m not going to learn to play golf. I don’t want to be Tiger Woods.
A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives...– George R.R. Martin (via paleviolet)
All I need in life:
Is to look sexy as fuck, have a badass dog, and live in a small comfy apartment. … And of course Noemi by my side, that’s a given though. <3 I said this to my Mom at the moment. We’re discussing life. Lol.
shanemorris: passthemike: Don’t get this wrong, I’m glad you’re around and we’re not breaking up quite yet. However, After an hour of listening you didn’t play a single song by the band that you claim the station is based of off. On top of that, you did play two Glee covers and an LMAFO song. You must be what they use to DJ the parties in Hell. LMFAO is like AIDS, but worse.
It scares me to think that any incredibly small thing that I might do wrong could cause consequences in the future.. I’ve been down that road before, it wasn’t an easy one. I ought to understand and be smarter than that by now.
Closing shifts are the worst when they're all day...